The Bastard Operator from Hell Before you call the helpdesk, before you think about moving your PC, before you think about ... well, anything really, just remember - the Bastard Operator From Hell is probably watching you ... Incidentally, in case you hadn't noticed, we've reversed the list of links here, so that the latest one is always at the top. Kind, huh? The BOFH in the season of Good Will ... The BOFH and the new purchasing system ... While the Bastard's away ... The Bastard takes a trip out of town ... The new boss discovers that sometimes learning can be painful ... The boss has been 'encouraged' to relocate to Tonga ... A run-in with the company cafeteria leaves the BOFH porcelain bound ... The scent of restructuring is in the air ... The PFY comes to the rescue with a cunning plan ... The PFY shows compassion to a user ... The boss tries to oust the BOFH and the PFY again ... The boss tries to out-bastard the Bastard ... The PFY has accumulated a number of complaints in his new role ... The disaster recovery budget proves to be a sore point ... The PFY is forced to dip into the favour bank ... The B.O.F.H. goes on a trade show outing ... A little sabotage is in the offing ... The B.O.F.H. is given lessons in how to be a shiny happy IT manager ... The PFY takes the 'how to be a Bastard Operator From Hell' test ... The Bastard Operator From Hell and the Paintball session ... Local culinary delights with the Bastard ... Members of the new stripy shirt brigade are full of beans and raring to go ... The PFY is hardly the life and soul ... The Bastard Operator From Hell is off to the movies ... The Bastard goes along to do some, err ... research ... A burnt server gets things off to a good start ... Who said management was easy? ... The Bastard puts his newest protege through a rather nasty baptism ... It really hits the fan as the tables turn ... The B.O.F.H. wins an award from his peer group ... The B.O.F.H. and PFY help sort out a rival's PSIC problems ... The B.O.F.H. and PFY go on some site visits ... The B.O.F.H. is labelled Politically Unsound ... The B.O.F.H. won't 'wear' the Boss's ideas ... The B.O.F.H. puts in a week on the Helldesk ... The Boss gets all safety-minded ... The B.O.F.H. masters the world of personalisation ... The bean counters try to get sneaky ... A little light fraud ... A visit from the auditors ... Where do you find a new PFY when you want one? The PFY falls under a spell ... Encryption is forced on the Bastard ... Ever tempted to play computer games at work? The B.O.F.H. engages in some underhand practices ... Infiltration of the e-mail system ... Don't let the Boss set up a network ... The B.O.F.H. bides his time to unravel a mess ... Beancounter central takes vehement action ... The PFY battles it out with the B.O.F.H. ... The B.O.F.H. avoids a team-building weekend ... The B.O.F.H. brings the anoraks back to earth ... The B.O.F.H. and his pimply sidekick spread their network of misery ... The B.O.F.H. puts in a day on the helpdesk ... The B.O.F.H. puts a price tag on user access ... The B.O.F.H. attempts some artistic expenses ... As the B.O.F.H. explains, dummies don't grow on trees ... The B.O.F.H. becomes a contract killer ... The B.O.F.H. has heated exchange with the boss ... The B.O.F.H. suffers from phone trouble ... The B.O.F.H. plays safe ... The B.O.F.H. joins an agency ... The B.O.F.H. wins the day in France ... The B.O.F.H. puts in for an award ... The B.O.F.H. and the PFY's raise ... The B.O.F.H. and the CEO's pet project ... The B.O.F.H. meets an unexpected guest ... The B.O.F.H. averts a takeover ... The B.O.F.H. does some Future Planning ... The B.O.F.H. wants to re-cable ... The B.O.F.H.'s boss has an 'accident' ... The B.O.F.H. has a counselling session ... The B.O.F.H. seeks more revenge ... The B.O.F.H.'s Black Wednesday ... The B.O.F.H. and the cruise control ... The B.O.F.H. and the ioniser ... The B.O.F.H., the boss and the bribe ... The B.O.F.H. and the salesman ... The B.O.F.H., the user and the printer ... The B.O.F.H. almost meets his match ... The B.O.F.H. educates a PFY ... The B.O.F.H. has an appraisal ... The B.O.F.H. sees in the New Year ... The B.O.F.H. spreads peace and good will ... The B.O.F.H. and the wheelchair ... The B.O.F.H. retailiates ... The B.O.F.H. seeks sweet revenge ... The B.O.F.H. and the engineer ... The B.O.F.H. and the 'C' word ... The B.O.F.H. and 'budget constraints'... The B.O.F.H. defines his territory ... The B.O.F.H. gets a new boss ... The B.O.F.H. wreaks his revenge ... The B.O.F.H. is on a buying mission ... The B.O.F.H. gets non-PC ... The B.O.F.H. gives advice ... The B.O.F.H. trips up ... The B.O.F.H. is back ...